The Art of Being Single

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:25:53 -0700

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

BAM. man ain’t nothing without woman.

stephnrice: glassmountain: stfuconservatives: nextyearsgirl: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:39:15 -0700

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

foot was promptly put to ass.

tabularojo: redfruitwhiteseeds: buttless-butler: Two-face...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:58:14 -0700

tabularojo:

redfruitwhiteseeds:

buttless-butler:

Two-face from DC Comics

By Meagan Marie

Impressive makeup work!

OH MY GOD

Fem!Two-face

Too awesome!

love it.

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:56:52 -0700

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

roxannelegendre: Photographer : © Roxanne...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:29:39 -0700

roxannelegendre:

Photographer : © Roxanne Legendre

10.05.2013

CSI 3* • Jumping du Touquet [62 - France]

YES BLACK WOMAN ON YOUR HORSE WITH YOUR PERFECT EQUITATION !!!!!!!

chvnged: thedevilslapdance: back by...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:19:12 -0700

chvnged:

thedevilslapdance:

back by demand

www.etsy.com/shop/blacksoulsco

TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND!

Omgggg

body like a sculpture.

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:18:46 -0700

body like a sculpture.

aosei85: delffig: brilliant Coffee and Kush Me I prefer Tea...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:21:10 -0700

aosei85:

delffig:

brilliant

Coffee and Kush

Me I prefer Tea and Tree

sheer brillance, brilliance I say.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for Cover Man

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:14:57 -0700

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for Cover Man

yagazieemezi: “not natasha,” a photographic essay on eastern...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:16:40 -0700

yagazieemezi:

“not natasha,” a photographic essay on eastern european sex trafficked slaves by dana popa

(documentary, the real sex traffic; film, lilya 4-ever)

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:20:06 -0700

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:00:13 -0700

blackpoemusic: How simple a thing it seems to me that to know...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:09:39 -0700

blackpoemusic:

How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.

Alice Walker

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:53:58 -0700

sapphrikah: nextyearsgirl: kittens have their first sips of...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:53:13 -0700

sapphrikah:

nextyearsgirl:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

“GOD DAMN THAT’S REFRESHING”

I SAY GODDAMN

THAT BABY IS IN IT !!!

queennubian: lickypickystickyme: If grandmothers around the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:52:15 -0700

queennubian:

lickypickystickyme:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom:

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

I miss my grandma’s food…. ::tears::

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:48:10 -0700

artsyrup: When You Can’t Hide Power Cables, Embrace Them

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:47:27 -0700

artsyrup:

When You Can’t Hide Power Cables, Embrace Them

rikelstar: enchantedgift: rikelstar: versace-shadess: cutiees...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:45:01 -0700

rikelstar:

enchantedgift:

rikelstar:

versace-shadess:

cutieesss

Omg

Love they hair

I want

these little facessss :3

silentsmack: victoriouskofi: thatlupa: theoddmentemporium: A...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:06:42 -0700

silentsmack:

victoriouskofi:

thatlupa:

theoddmentemporium:

A gentleman who bears more than a passing resemblance to Jay Z hangs about in New York in 1939.

Time Lord.

NOOOO!!! Jay Z already has it all. Now he’s a Time Lord on top of it? I suppose his 1943 was better than his 1924s…

Don’t let Cam’ron find this. Or the Daleks.

illuminati.